Coming in at number one are Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice of York.
Evil stepsisters IRL
The bizarre non-Euclidean geometries of Beatrice's eldritch millinery drew comparisons to Cthulhu, lord high priest of the Great Old Ones, who lies not dead but dreaming in his sunken city of R'lyeh until the stars are right again. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Beatrice's Hat R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Sally Bercow, wife of House of Commons speaker John Bercow, dressed up her brain slug for the occasion.
Zara Phillips will be serving drinks in Ten Forward after the ceremony.